What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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