its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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