it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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