Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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