It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
