True but thats because hes a fetus.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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