bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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