no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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