what if I'm pregnant?
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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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