Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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