why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
