the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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