i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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