Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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