operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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