I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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