I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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