it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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