Having a random hookup so left but love u
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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