where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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