My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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