honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
