i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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