doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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