Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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