Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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