3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
