fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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