so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
