Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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