Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
