birth control should be required to get into college
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
PANTIES FOUND
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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