if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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