You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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