Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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