i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just invented taco cereal.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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