i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I touched a dick in church today
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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