I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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