How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Randomize
