Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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