So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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