I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
its liver damage thursday
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
