O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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