She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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