No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How external is "for external use only"?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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