i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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