im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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