dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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