I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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