drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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