we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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