no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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