i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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