i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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