I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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